The Onion: 'No Values Voters' Search For Most Evil Candidate
Posted in Videos on January 8th, 2009
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- Then who are you working hard for(to be good)?? and accountability and compassion and the conscience to do good comes from somewhere. And that is something that evolutionists can't explain.
- ???? Yes there are Theists. That is the most ridiculous statement.
- on the contrary, there is no such thing as a theist, just people who want an easy way to heaven or some other sort of paradise. Though, they sure as hell, want to ignore accountability for their own action, like going to church and praying for forgiveness- cause we all know how well that works
- I know, and George the family values committee worked so hard to have abortion done away with in the last 8 years. They were almost there too. If only they actually cared,instead of telling people what they wanted to hear.
- Sources reveal that more and more voters can, in fact, be referred to as "no-values voters", providing explanation for the victory of president Barack Obama. In the year 2000, an estimated 1,313,300 abortions set a standard for "no-values" voters. Statistics of soldiers lost in war was just no comparison (sorry McCain, we want to see more death!). So with "no-values" voters increasing rampantly, it's no surprise he won! The first thing he did was sign the Freedom of Choice Act. Yay for abortion!
- I am an atheist. I work hard to be a good person and ensure my children grow up to become good people. I am accountable, my children are accountable, your comments are ridiculous. One does not need to be religious to value ones self and others. Compassion is not doled out only in churches, you can learn it from your family and community and be every bit the good person as the God fearing Christian, Jew, Muslim down the street.
- Baby lol
- At 1:29 you can hear someone laughing after they show the picture of obama kicking a child.
- HAHAHA!! I missed that race! That was the special event held in Charlotte right!?
- Ha ha ha! The thing is that there is no such thing as an atheist, just people who do not want to be held accountable for their OWN actions. Though, they sure as hell, want the OTHER GUY held accountable for what he does to THEM.
- Yeah, I guess this movement did find it's candidate after all:)
- It's time to go BACKWARDS --> LOL
- Great vid!
- obama did coke and mccain killed a few ppl lol
- Aww, I can't find a single person who actually fell for this one... disapointing.
- You know, my first grade teacher told me that saying black people are good at basketball is stereotyping... I think this guy is right for similar reasons.
- in other news: the Mark Martin car, sponsored by Viagra, came close to the Tampax car, driven by Dana Patrick, but could not beat it through the finish line.
- And, eventually, they did find their candidate...I wonder who it was? And on a completely unrelated note, did you hear that Obama won the presidency! WOOT! GOBAMA! :D
- i thought that being a former juvie who hasn't reformed would be an option...i guess it's just not as scary as it used to be
- This may be the greatest video ever in the history of humans. lol :D
- Haha! Fuck the future! That's my motto when I go out, party and get wasted, knowing I have class the next morning.
- Funny, I was expecting the 'setting things on fire' option to score higher. Arsonists just aren't as dedicated as they used to be...
- Good point.
- If you can't randomly ramble on the onion video comment pages, where can you? There arent thsat many portals to another dimention.
- Very true comments.
